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PROBLEMS - HOW TO MAKE YOUR COMPUTER SING

by 1manbandgod

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MY DOG IS TRYING TO BOTHER ME WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE I LOVE MY DOG HE WANTS ME TO THROW HIS TACO ACROSS THE ROOM BUT I'M TRYING TO TEACH HIM ABOUT HEALTHY BOUNDARIES DADDY'S WORKING RIGHT NOW MAKING MUSIC FOR THE DROOLING MASSES YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO PLAY ALONE, DOGS IN THE CRADLE THE SPOON, THE MOON, YOU GET IT
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I RESEARCH WHICH KIND OF CAR HAS THE HIGHEST RATINGS FOR PET SAFETY AND FOUND A SENSIBLE SEDAN IN MY PRICE RANGE STILL I AM NERVOUS ABOUT LETTING MY DOG DRIVE, HIS LITTLE PAWS ON THE STEERING WHEEL WITH THE STEREO UP TOO LOUD WILL HE KEEP HIS EYES ON THE ROAD? OR WILL HE BE LOOKING FOR NEW YARDS TO DUMP IN? HE JUST TURNED 16 IN DOG YEARS IT'S SO HARD TO WATCH HIM GROW. I STILL REMEMBER PRACTICING, ME DOING THE PEDALS, WILBUR STEERING THE WHEEL, DRIVING AROUND THE PARKING LOT OF A LOCAL DOG KENNEL, SHOWING OFF ACTING LIKE A BAD BOY WHEN WE ALL KNOW HE'S MY GOOD LITTLE BOY. WILL HE KEEP HIS EYES ON THE ROAD? OR WILL HE BE LOOKING FOR NEW YARDS TO DUMP IN? HE JUST TURNED 16 IN DOG YEARS IT'S SO HARD TO WATCH HIM GROW.
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WHAT MAKES SOMETHING EVIL, IS EVIL ALWAYS BAD? WHEN MY DOG DUMPS ON MY PILLOW, WHY SHOULD I GET MAD? WHAT MAKES SOMETHING EVIL, IS EVIL ALWAYS BAD? WHEN MY DOG HAS TO BE PUT TO SLEEP, WHY SHOULD I FEEL SAD?
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released February 27, 2021

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1manbandgod is a fake "record label' run by literal 1manbandgod Darren Keen of Nebraska. It's just a place for me to put all the stuff I release. Maybe i'll put out music for other people too, never say never.
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